Bussugjonlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able cat.

Bussugjonlun created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussugjonlun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bussugjonlun, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bussugjonlun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bussugjonlun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four horses approach from the west.

2. Never sprint in the presence of shrews.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bussugjonlun on top of all buildings.