Dabsistamkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless mouse.

Dabsistamkab created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsistamkab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabsistamkab, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dabsistamkab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dabsistamkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dabsistamkab in the centre of the settlement.