Xendandobpadceblamjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud butterfly.

Xendandobpadceblamjan created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Xendandobpadceblamjan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xendandobpadceblamjan, it will turn you into a rock.

Xendandobpadceblamjan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Xendandobpadceblamjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about dark energy near foxes while wearing mauve kilts and balancing three silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about special relativity.