Ripnakwot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omniscient meerkat.

Ripnakwot created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripnakwot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ripnakwot, he will think nothing of it.

Ripnakwot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ripnakwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.