Tenhugdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Tenhugdoss created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenhugdoss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tenhugdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tenhugdoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tenhugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Erect nine gold sculptures of Tenhugdoss on top of important buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to squirrels while wearing red ear rings.