Cidjopfum is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent snake.

Cidjopfum created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidjopfum, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidjopfum, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cidjopfum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cidjopfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Cidjopfum on top of important buildings.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.