Yarpnurfarnull is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, contented hummingbird.

Yarpnurfarnull created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnurfarnull, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpnurfarnull, he will send you a sign.

Yarpnurfarnull's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yarpnurfarnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the west.

3. You must pray to Yarpnurfarnull four times a day.

4. Do not take Yarpnurfarnull's name in vain.

5. Always help otters in need.