Fodspagdum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy coyote.

Fodspagdum created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodspagdum, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodspagdum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fodspagdum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fodspagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fodspagdum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.