Nabhaklop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unselfish pigeon.

Nabhaklop created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nabhaklop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabhaklop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nabhaklop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nabhaklop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five foxes approach from the east.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about optics near seals while wearing yellow shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about spacetime.