Kemmigdum Stafzognull is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, sapient
fish.
Kemmigdum Stafzognull created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Kemmigdum Stafzognull, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Kemmigdum Stafzognull, it will destroy your home solar system.
Kemmigdum Stafzognull's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Kemmigdum Stafzognull's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Kemmigdum Stafzognull loves birds, so they must be respected.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never write about nebulae.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.