Migzogyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Migzogyarp created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Migzogyarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migzogyarp, he will turn you into a worm.

Migzogyarp's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Migzogyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.