Donxemarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating centaur.

Donxemarn created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Donxemarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donxemarn, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Donxemarn's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Donxemarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Donxemarn.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never sing near squirrels.