Log is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain gorilla.

Log created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Log, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Log, she will turn you into a rock.

Log's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Log's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six swans approach from the south.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Always obey Log's priests.

5. Do not leap in public.