Mittarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive aardvark.

Mittarg created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittarg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mittarg, it will turn you into a goat.

Mittarg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick great tits.