Flabdabpid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, egotistical pigeon.

Flabdabpid created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabdabpid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabdabpid, he will turn you into a rock.

Flabdabpid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flabdabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.