Gembenster is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane lizard.

Gembenster created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gembenster, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gembenster, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gembenster's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gembenster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. You must pray to Gembenster five times a day.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always obey Gembenster's priests.

5. Never eat cucumbers.