Sagmidgig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured horse.

Sagmidgig created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagmidgig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagmidgig, it will be very unhappy.

Sagmidgig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sagmidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Sagmidgig loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Run away from white hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Learn three new languages a year.