Cidmanmon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing chinchilla.

Cidmanmon created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cidmanmon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidmanmon, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cidmanmon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cidmanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.