Stikzeddum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy bee.

Stikzeddum created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikzeddum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikzeddum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stikzeddum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stikzeddum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ducks while wearing gray shoes.

5. Never sit near tapirs.