Flisyikzag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, slow clam.

Flisyikzag created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisyikzag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisyikzag, she will turn you into a duck.

Flisyikzag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flisyikzag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisyikzag.

3. Flisyikzag loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not kill mites.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.