Vidlargtam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating hummingbird.

Vidlargtam created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlargtam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidlargtam, she will destroy your home planet.

Vidlargtam's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vidlargtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.