Rotnartad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced wolf.

Rotnartad created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotnartad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotnartad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rotnartad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rotnartad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Put Rotnartad first in all things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never jump in holy places.