Tonkgebdab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient spider.

Tonkgebdab created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgebdab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonkgebdab, she will turn you into a dog.

Tonkgebdab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tonkgebdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to nematodes while wearing red jumpers.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonkgebdab.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near birds while wearing yellow kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your hands.