Mabgabhud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, idiotic toad.

Mabgabhud created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabgabhud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabgabhud, she will turn you into a mole.

Mabgabhud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mabgabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing magenta trousers and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always help moths.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Mabgabhud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not sing in public.