Matortflis is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful crane.

Matortflis created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Matortflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matortflis, he will laugh at you.

Matortflis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Matortflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed turnips to doves while wearing pink shirts.