Sid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unjust toad.

Sid created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Sid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet seals, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Sid's priests.

3. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never wear coats.