Wadgarhat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring mouse.

Wadgarhat created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadgarhat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadgarhat, she will not care.

Wadgarhat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wadgarhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the west.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadgarhat.

5. Do not stand on grass.