Ligfebmab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy dog.

Ligfebmab created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ligfebmab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ligfebmab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ligfebmab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ligfebmab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ligfebmab first in all things.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing white skirts.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.