Rigkik is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic mink.

Rigkik created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Rigkik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigkik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rigkik's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Rigkik on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.