Hudfignan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody wyrm.

Hudfignan created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfignan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudfignan, she will torture you forever.

Hudfignan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hudfignan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never leap near dolphins.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.