Gembabmot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless yak.

Gembabmot created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gembabmot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gembabmot, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gembabmot's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gembabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Gembabmot loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never feed lots of beans to mice while wearing gray boots.

5. Never feed tomatoes to manatees while wearing white scarves.