Dissgamfossquartdotrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered faun.

Dissgamfossquartdotrutt created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgamfossquartdotrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissgamfossquartdotrutt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dissgamfossquartdotrutt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dissgamfossquartdotrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Put Dissgamfossquartdotrutt first in all things.

4. Never feed strawberries to geese while wearing coats.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.