Nanlooppig is a god.
She takes the form of a large, awesome
hamster.
Nanlooppig created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nanlooppig, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nanlooppig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Nanlooppig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Nanlooppig's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured goats.
2. Never wear dresses.
3. Nanlooppig loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. You must love Nanlooppig.