Xinzodfon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent otter.

Xinzodfon created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinzodfon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinzodfon, she will turn you into a duck.

Xinzodfon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Xinzodfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must love Xinzodfon.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Never hurt voles.