Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless hummingbird.

Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub, it will turn you into a duck.

Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Popriphapfubbonkvonbopgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention shrews.