Podwikqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous centaur.

Podwikqueeg created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podwikqueeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Podwikqueeg, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podwikqueeg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Podwikqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five manatees approach from the north.

2. Hide if eight moths approach from the west.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always obey Podwikqueeg's priests.