Davbeparf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate ferret.

Davbeparf created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davbeparf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Davbeparf, it will cry a lot.

Davbeparf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Davbeparf's Holy Commandments

1. Davbeparf loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Davbeparf loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt birds.