Nilpangpid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, quiet turtle.

Nilpangpid created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilpangpid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nilpangpid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nilpangpid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nilpangpid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.