Habquamcuntadlun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest lobster.

Habquamcuntadlun created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habquamcuntadlun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Habquamcuntadlun, she will remove you from existence.

Habquamcuntadlun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Habquamcuntadlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.
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