Fabhimsatyim is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful
horse.
Fabhimsatyim created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabhimsatyim, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fabhimsatyim, it will destroy your favourite star.
Fabhimsatyim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Fabhimsatyim's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never think ill of sick mice.
5. Worship no other gods but Fabhimsatyim.