Wothaslid is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless
mongoose.
Wothaslid created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wothaslid, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wothaslid, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Wothaslid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Wothaslid's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gold on your body.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Do not kill horses.
4. Never wear white ear rings.
5. Do not sprint in public.