Kemkandog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind mole.

Kemkandog created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemkandog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemkandog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kemkandog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kemkandog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. You must love Kemkandog.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.