Gumbuglam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Gumbuglam created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbuglam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gumbuglam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gumbuglam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gumbuglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Put Gumbuglam first in all things.