Fenlarnlen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Fenlarnlen created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenlarnlen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenlarnlen, he will turn you into a slug.

Fenlarnlen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fenlarnlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.