Quafjopnak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, weak raven.

Quafjopnak created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafjopnak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quafjopnak, she will turn you into a rock.

Quafjopnak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quafjopnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.
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