Migcutmil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful armadillo.

Migcutmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcutmil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migcutmil, it will send minions to preach to you.

Migcutmil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migcutmil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Migcutmil first in all things.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Migcutmil must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to music.