Besstabmiddag is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, weak
crow.
Besstabmiddag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Besstabmiddag, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Besstabmiddag, he will ignore you.
Besstabmiddag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Besstabmiddag's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat figs.
2. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.