Besstabmiddag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, weak crow.

Besstabmiddag created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besstabmiddag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Besstabmiddag, he will ignore you.

Besstabmiddag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Besstabmiddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.