Wegnarl is a god.
She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic
wyvern.
Wegnarl created an up quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Wegnarl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wegnarl, she will make you grow a tail.
Wegnarl's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Wegnarl's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always look after injured tortoises.
3. Never write about photosynthesis.
4. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing white hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.
5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.