Wegnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic wyvern.

Wegnarl created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Wegnarl, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegnarl, she will make you grow a tail.

Wegnarl's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never think about dark matter near ants while wearing white hats and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.