Jinhimtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever shrew.

Jinhimtarp created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinhimtarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinhimtarp, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jinhimtarp's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jinhimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing gray shoes.

4. Jinhimtarp loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your face fawn.
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