Hotzimlencim is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust
hydra.
Hotzimlencim created Mount Everest four million years ago.
If you believe in
Hotzimlencim, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hotzimlencim, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Hotzimlencim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Hotzimlencim's Holy Commandments1. Never wear corsets.
2. Do not speak about lemons.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. You must love Hotzimlencim.